Tabbar Uthaniya - Dikhte hi daboch lena

Note: Badi mushkil se amreekka walon se satellite imaging karwa ke ye photu mangwai sai. Matte 3 bhelliyan mein manne

Jaroori Soochna

Suno... Suno... Suno
Gaam aalon dhyaan tai suno, ek tabbar uthaniya aa raya sai. sab bhai log apne tabbaran ka dhyaan rakho. Gailde dina mein patherali gaam tai 5 tabbar lapata sai.

Pakadne wale ko gud (jaggery) ki bhelli inaam mein milegi.

Note: Watch this place closely, shortly we will be posting the photograph

Jaanni Chor

Bhai loggan dhyaan tai dekh lo, yo sai Jaanni Chor. Yo mhari bhais ka khoonta paad kai bhaj raya sai. Pakad kai llaniye nai badhiya inaam milega.

Note: Aakkhri baar yo atele ki pahadiyaon mein helicopter udawnda dikya tha. Laagai kitte laamba haath marya sai.

Ghana Andy Rikshey Aala

Koi muqabala sai ke

It is remarkable what an improving economy can do for us. There was a time when Ricksaw wallas were Bihari bhaya in dirty clothes. It is good to see the changing world when the Richsaw drivers can afford to wear good clothes ie cool jeans with Tshirt and ultra cool sunglasses. Also the watch looks like a replica of an expensive one

The guy looks even educated from the looks of it.

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Job Opening

Constable for Bhiwani Chungi

Required constable for Bhiwani Chungi
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Note- Salary will not be paid but collected from you.

Inspector for Rohtak Chungi

Required Inspector for Rohtak Chungi
Please apply with your Quotation.
Tender will be opened end of the month.
No other approach applicable

Commission Agent for Army Recruitment Office Charkhi Dadri

Good Commission and incentive structure
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Haryanavi Hits

Desi ka Pavva
Paani aali
Gitpit Gitpit

Note: You can listen to these chartbusters in the pop section of www.haryanavimusic.com

Some Haryanavi Translations

Cool Dude - Sheella Manas
Wassup - Uppar ke sai
Be Right Back (BRB) - Eeb aaya
Good for Nothing - Kyanhi Joga Koni, Gaddan Jogga

Raja Bhoj - Special Skill

Raja Bhoj roj badname main ke badya karda aur tootru main ke likdya karda tha.

Note: Badnama and Tootru are two parts of the Hokka

A Special Announcement

We have recieved overwhelming response from our readers for the Business Proposals

Multi Storey Shopping Mall in Badhra
Casino Project in Jui

We will be evaluating the potential investors for their qualification and will contact. Please understand we are unable to accept investment from everyone as the issue has been over subscribed already several times.

WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL

You have heard of National here is the statial

Statial Animal of Molads- Maise (Moor jati ki)
Statial Bird - Modi
Food- Bajre ka rot ar safed maakkhan
Traditional- rot gatia aur lahsi
Drink- Lahsi
Smoke- Hokka
Weapon- Laathi
Game: Dangal, Khuliya Gindi
Fashion- Dhoti Kurtha, Kurta Lehenga

Interesting Tourist spots in Haryana

1. Atele ki pahadi- Enjoy the beautiful view of the mountain
2. Bhiwani Railway Station- Modern Railway station
3. Golagarh- Birth place of Shri Bansi Lal
4. Dhani Diggi- Cool place for water fun.

Register name of your future movies here

1. You have heard of Gudri ka lal. Now Kurdi ka lal.
2. Bajre ka khet
3. Gam ka bawla
4. Moladaan ki barat
5. Atela ka badsha

Phattu Jokes

Joke 1
Ek bar Phattu cycle par ja raya tha
saamen tai ek ladki aavai thi
Phattu tai brake koni lagge aur usne ladki ke cycle de maari
wa bolli, kyon rreee, ghanti koni maar sake tha ke
Phattu bolya
saari cycle to maar di eeb kai ghanti alag tai kaadh kai maaroon ke


Joke 2
Teli aur Phattu jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, "Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat."
Phattu Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu."

Teli bolya, "Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani."

Phattu bolya, "Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke marega."


Joke 3
Ek jat doosre jat sey,
"Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?"

Doosra bolya, " Tanne kyunkar bera patya?"

Pehley alla bolya,
"Lugai to ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni poonch mein lagwa li! Jat ke bagair aur koi issa kam kar sakk hai?"


Joke 4
Mandir mein Phattu, Ram ki moorti ke aage jor jor se ron laag rya tha. Saath khade Tau ne poochya, "Re bhai ke baat se, kyon itta rove se?"
Phattu bolya "Meri lugai ghar chhod ke bhaaj gayi."

Tau bolya, "To bawli booch iske aage ke tesu bahan lag rya. Iski to khud kho gii thi, Hanuman ke pass ja, wohe toh ke laya tha!"


Joke 5
Ek baar ek shayri sunan lagya, "Tum uss chilmen sai jahanko, tum uss chilmen sai jhanko, tum uss chilmen sai, jahanko"
Ek bola, "Aagai"

Shayar faer bola, "Tum iss chilmen sai jhanko, mein iss chilmen sai jhankoon, tum uss chilmen sai jhanko mein iss chilmen sai jhankoon"

Pachai bathaya aadme dukhi ho leya, ar bola ke, "La duo aag iss chilmen main, naa tum jhanko na mein jahankoo!"

Interesting Haryana Villages/ Towns/Cities

1. Bhiyani
2. Kaluwas
3. Hisas
4. Sampla
5. Kudal
6. Bhauntadi
7. Loharu
8. Naktai
9. Golagarh
10. Lalhana

Nice Haryanvi Names for your children

1. Pupadiya
2. Manderiya
3. Kalu
4. Misri
5. Gulabo
6. Dhampa
7. Bhateri
8. Rulia
9. Ladhdu
10. Bhoora


Note- Please donate money for maintanence of the site everytime you pick up a name for your child from the site. Thank you.

Beautiful Haryanvi Quotes

1. Gadan Joga
2. Susra Dhedd
3. Kit Ka Khoya Phir Se
4. Kan Tala Ek Dhoonga gindi ki dhal gudta ja ga
5. Batau barge mu ala
6. Arye shirti barge mu ale

Poem for Elementary School- Baat kahoon batke ki

Baat kahoon batke ki
Sir me maroon kutke ki
Kutka padya bajaar mein
Randi roye jowar me
Rondi rondi ne pai Koddi
Le bapu Koddi
Dhar de beti chaak mein
Byah karoon basaakh me
Teel dyoon na tagga dyoon
Wai kodi haath mein

Note- While teaching this poem the teacher should point out the ill effects of dowry system in our society.

Business Proposals

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR AN IDEAL INVESTMENT FOR YOUR RETIREMENT MONEY. YOUR SEACH ENDS HERE

1.Project Name- Development of Multi storey airconditioned Shopping Mall in Badhra
Budget- U$200 Million
Why Badhra - Centrally Located. Easy Approach from Jui, Hasas, Charkhi Dadri . No competition. People like tall buildings and airconditioners. 2 bus stops in the city many buses stopping there. Ideal for international fashion stores and food joints. People like fashion and find food tasty.
Potential International Clients for the building- Rollax, KAFC, McDolland,
Potential Local Clients- Bani Singh Pharmacy, Maanu Drinks & Snakes, Lichman Food Stores, Matu Royal Shoes, Bhopa Disc, Bobda Fresh Fruits & Vegetable supplier, Satnarayan Marriage and Undertaker


2. Project Name - Jui Casino Project

Modde ki Baat - A story to give a better grasp of typical Haryanvi words

Ek baar ek modda(Holy Man) jandi (Tree) tala (below) bhaita batau(Green Vege) ka saag kha raha tha. Jandi ke ek torda (Baby Camel) bhi bandha hua tha jo deede (Eyes) kaad ki modde ko dekh raha tha. Door modde ne kimme rola (Loud Sound) sunai diya. Mode ne bhi jhadtak daak(Jump) lagyi or batode (Dung Heap) ke gail(Behind) ne chup gaya.

Dhorai (Closeby) tabbar (kids) khuliya gindi (Hockey) khellan the. Ek tabar nai jor ka tora (shot) marya aur gindi (Ball) aakar modde ki taant mein laggi. Modde nai ghani jhunjhal (Anger) aayi aur usne tabbar kai dala bagakar maarya jyan tai tabbar ka bhobhra (head) phoot gaya. Modda tawlae ghabra gaya aur bhaj (Run) padaya. Modde nai bhajteein dekh kar uske gailyan (Behind)ek laad (Dog) pad gaya.

Laad ne Modde ke chirde(clothes) paad diye ar jammai ughada(Naked) kar diya. Modde ne ek khuddi(small house) dikhaye di aur wo bhaj ki tand (Alley) mein chad gaya. Udai Modde ki sundi main ek makoda lad gaya. Modda jor jor ke rooke maaran lagya. Saare gaam aale aa gaye are usne jhada lagaan khattir kumhar ke le gaye.

Udai (There) ek Bhoppa (Folk Singer) sarangi (Musical Instrument) bajawai tha. Gaam aale Modde nai bhool kar bhoppe ki raagni sunan lagge.

Note- You can print out a copy of this story. It is ideal for story telling at sleeping time for small children. Please take note that this story can also be told to infants

ABCD for Haryanvi learners

A - Aadu
B - Batau, Bitora, Bhoondiya, Bateu
C - Chillattar
D - Doom, Dhedd, Dhandi
E - Eemli (E/I is donu same)
F - Farda
G - Goshta
H - Hedi
I - Imli (E/I is donu same)
J - Jhakora, Jangla
K - Katto, Kurdi, Kassan
L - Lhaas
M - Modda
N - Naas
O - Opra
P - Patbeejna, Paadi
Q - Qile
R - Rampdi
S - Sundi,Sardak, Susraad
T - Torda,Tabbar
U - Ubak
V - Vimla brand Sabban (Soap)
W - Wimla (Vimla kai doosra naam)
X - Xmas Jandi(Tree)
Y - Yimla (Vimla ka angregi naam)
Z - Zharit